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Do Not Pet Patch (4.5" x 1.5")

Do Not Pet Patch (4.5" x 1.5") Our Do Not Pet patch is made from rubber/PVC, easily wipes clean when...

Texas Flag Patch (2" x 1")

Texas Flag Patch (2" x 1") Texans love Texas like Kanye loves Kanye. Based on years of repeated requ...

Petting Zoo Patch (4.5" x 1.5")

"This Isn't A F*cking Petting Zoo" patch is the perfect accessory for your pup when people don't see...

Gadsden Flag Patch (2" x 1")

Unleash the spirit of freedom with our 2 x 1" Gadsden Flag Patch, designed exclusively for our produ...

Talk Shit Get Bit Patch (2" x 1")

Inject some humor and attitude into your dog's gear with our "Talk Shit Get Bit" Morale Patch, desig...

Service Dog Do Not Distract Patch (4.5" x 1.5")

The "Service Dog Do Not Distract" patch was made for your Service Dog vest or collar to let people k...

F*ck Around and Find Out Patch (4.5" x 1.5")

F*ck Around and Find Out Patch (4.5" x 1.5") F*ck Around and Find Out! One of the most popular patch...

Ask to Pet Patch (4.5" x 1.5")

"Ask to Pet", available in two colors to keep weirdos from touching your dog without your permission...

THAT B*tch Patch (4.5" x 1.5")

Sick of people calling your girl a 'good boy'?  Well this patch can very literally let people k...

Extreme Traffic Leash with Swivel

If you add this leash to your collection and tell your friends you have literally the best leash on ...

Nylon Tab Leash

Every dog owner or K9 handler needs a tab leash in their gear collection!  Great for on and off...

Versa Hands-Free Leash

This leash is the most versatile leash we offer! It can be used hand-held at adjustable lengths or h...