شارة تكلم بالسوء تتعض (2" × 1")

The hook-and-loop backing keeps it snug on the collar even after a week of rough play and muddy romps, and the threadwork is clean with no fraying. The sizing is spot-on for a 2-inch strap, and it’s gotten plenty of chuckles from other owners at the park.

I sewed this onto my dog's harness and the velcro has held through muddy hikes and daily wear without peeling once. The stitching is clean and the patch is smaller than I pictured, which actually works perfectly for a collar. My vet got a laugh out of it, so bonus points for that.

The hook-and-loop backing grips firmly to the collar webbing, so it hasn’t budged through a month of muddy hikes. The size is perfect for catching attention without being obnoxious, and the smirk it gets from fellow dog owners is the whole point.